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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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