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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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