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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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