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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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