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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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