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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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