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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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