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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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