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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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