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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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