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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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