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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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