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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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