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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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