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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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