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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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