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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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