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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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