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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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