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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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