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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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