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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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