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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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