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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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