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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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