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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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