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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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