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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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