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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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