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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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