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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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