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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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