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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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