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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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