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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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