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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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