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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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