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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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