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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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