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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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