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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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