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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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