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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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