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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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