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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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