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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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