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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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