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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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