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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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