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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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