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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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