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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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