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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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