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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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