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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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