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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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