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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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