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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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