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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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