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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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