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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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