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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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