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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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