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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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