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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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