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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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