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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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