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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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