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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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