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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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